If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
Favourite things // favourite male character [Sherlock Holmes]
↳ Four serial suicides and now a note! It’s Christmas!
what do you mean you don’t like harry potter
are you feeling well
do you need to sit down