My therapist just told me a joke.




So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”


*punches the air*

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on your left (boob)
chris evans, probably (via stuckv)

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How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

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idk guys changing my text message tone to a dalek saying ‘exterminate’ is right up there with that time i changed my desktop wallpaper to be the weeping angel security footage and had it on a time loop so it came after me every time I turned around

meaning it’s fucking terrifying but too awesome to let go

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